Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Journey to the East

Bless Lee Lam Hong, I near miss my train.
By the time I reach there, it is about to depart. If i do miss it, I sure curse his whole generation.
He won't give me replacement for he have "inform" yesterday. So, he really thinks that we can get the ticket so easily? It is goddamn CNY. I have met another Brainless person. Brainless = got brain but didn't utilize.

After reach KL Sentral, I straight gone looking for bus to LCCT. Well, on the way down the stairs, I accidentally kick a cup of only god know what it is and it fall to bottom. I've heard some cursing downstairs.

On the Bus, journey to LCCT. After reach there, I decided to check in before having my dinner. But after 20 mins of searching, I can't find my goddamn flight. It didn't appear on the schedule. Then, I gone ask the person at the counter. She told me to go another booth, R14-R16. I went there, told her my flight number, time and destination. She reply me that my flight had been cancel. Luckily, she replace the flight for me. If not, I don't know what will happen to me. I've blank out for brief seconds when she told me, "Your flight has been cancel." and she pause for few seconds. Oh my GOD.

Since the replace flight depart on 6pm, I don't have time to eat my dinner. I just check in there and wait there. Who will know that the flight delay an hours. I'm so frustrated that I've make a wrong decision. I should have gone eat first of all until final call!

Until 10pm I reach KK, dad bring me to eat Wah Tan Ho. After reach home, durian for deserts. Then, gone bath with huge volume of water comparing to Kampar which the water is really equal to nothing. Lastly, switch on the air-con and sitting in-front of my com writing blog. Oh my GOD. I miss this life.

Monday, December 21, 2009

The two hunters

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

What the bible said?

Women
Wife listed among property
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
-- Exodus 20:17 (AV), The Tenth Commandment
 

Christian women: be silent
National Bible Week Poster (right panel)Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.
-- I Corinthians 14:34-35 (NIV)
 

Woman must marry rapist
If a man [meets] a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her ... He must marry the girl ... He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
-- Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)
 

Virgin women are war booty
"Have you allowed all the women to live?" he [Moses] asked them.... "Now ... kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."
-- Numbers 31:1-18 (NIV)

Short Graphic Rule
Children
Beatings don't kill kids
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod [sceptre], he shall not die.
-- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)
 

Execute stubborn kids
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son ... Then shall his father and his mother ... bring him out unto the elders of his city ... And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die.
-- Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (AV)
 

Kids killed for mocking hero
Some small boys came out of the city and jeered at [the prophet Elisha], saying, "Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!" And ... he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.
-- II Kings 2:23-24 (RSV)
 

God orders child sacrifice
God did tempt Abraham, ... And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest ... and offer him there for a burnt offering...
-- Genesis 22:1-2 (AV)
 

Daughter: a burnt offering
National Bible Week Poster (left panel)Jephthah made a vow to the Lord: "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return ... will be the Lord's, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering." ... and the Lord gave them into his hands.... When Jephthah returned to his home..., who should come out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of tambourines! And he did to her as he had vowed. And she was a virgin.
-- Judges 11:30-32, 34, 39 (NIV)

Short Graphic Rule
Slavery Endorsed
Those who disagree spurned
... all who are under the yoke of slavery ... who have believing masters ... must serve all the better since those who benefit by their service are believers and beloved. Teach and urge these duties. If any one teaches otherwise ... he is puffed up with conceit, he knows nothing; he has a morbid craving for controversy..., which produce envy, dissension, slander, base suspicions, and wrangling among men who are depraved in mind...
-- I Timothy 6:1-5 (RSV)
 

How to mark your property
... thou shalt take an [awl], and thrust it through his ear..., and he shall be thy servant for ever.
-- Deuteronomy 15:17 (AV)

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Uncut & Unsubtle
Before razors & bikini wax
Thy navel is like a round goblet, ... thy belly is like an heap of wheat.
-- Song of Solomon 7:2b (AV)
 

Sweet to the taste
I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
-- Song of Solomon 2:3 (AV)
 

The magic hand
My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
-- Song of Solomon 5:4 (AV)
 

No comment
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
-- Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV)

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Jesus Christ
The Prince of Peace
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother...
-- Matthew 10:34-35 (AV)
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Stupid Gospel Tricks
The Fig Tree Enigma
The next day..., Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." ... In the morning..., they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter ... said to Jesus, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree ... has withered!"
-- Mark 11:12-14, 20-21 (NIV)
 

Points to remember
  • Jesus was hungry.
  • He looked for figs on a tree.
  • But it was not fig season.
     
Questions to ponder
If it wasn't fig season, why would even a moron look for figs?
Is killing a tree for not bearing fruit out of season a reasonable response by any standard?
Matthew 21:18-21 (written after and based upon Mark) says it withered at once. Mark says they saw it the next day and then marveled. Something's terribly wrong, here. Was Matthew possibly dissatisfied with a Jesus who'd take an entire day to wither a damned fig tree?
-- commentary by Cliff Walker

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Sunday, December 06, 2009

Families Outing

Gone Lorenzo to see new cushion with brother and brother's  gf, sister, and mother!

Next, wanting to see the new Perodua Alza but none of the shop open.

Afterward, gone Damai's Lintas Supermarket buy fruits!

Then, had lunch at Pizza Hut, Damai. Note: The toilet is totally digusting.

Finally, visiting mom's fren house near Tmn Kinabalu there.